mEET coco
The Time-Traveling Sl*t
An irreverent, stilettos-clad comedy sensation rewriting history with wit, glamour, and unapologetic audacity.
Since her unexpected arrival in April 2024—via a careering black taxi hailed in 487 BC (Before Cocktails)—Coco has been disrupting the art world, captivating audiences worldwide, and ensuring Champagne always flows to the most deserving: herself.
With 20+ million views online, 100K+ followers across Insta-Tok, and sold-out Alternative Comedy Tours at the National Portrait Gallery, Coco is breathing fresh air into a traditionally stuffy sector. Her comedic storytelling blends scandalous escapades with icons like Elizabeth I, Napoleon, and Cleopatra while spotlighting untold stories and marginalized figures who shaped history. Coco proves the past is far more fabulous—and far naughtier—than anyone ever imagined.
More than a comedy character, Coco is a 21st-century icon: a chic adventurer, a sharp-witted snob, and a soon-to-be cultural phenomenon (she’s seen the future). By mixing the salacious with the scholarly, she reimagines history as inclusive, engaging, and gloriously irreverent—bridging past and present with humor and charm.
Whether creating viral moments, unearthing history’s forgotten corners, or selling out live performances, Coco’s magnetic presence continues to delight modern audiences. Her devoted fans—the "Cocovores"—know that with Coco, history is anything but boring.
Coco doesn’t just tell history. She makes it.
It’s COCO TIME!
Looking for an experience that’s outrageous, hilarious, and maybe a little bit scandalous? Coco is here to bring the fun! Whether she’s leading a wild history tour, hosting your hen do, commanding the mic at an event, or delivering a flirty Cameo, she guarantees laughter, chaos, and memories you’ll struggle to explain the next day. Book Coco and let the fun begin!
Museum & Gallery Tours
High art meets high drama. Join Coco for a scandalous deep-dive into the world’s finest paintings, statues and curiosities—where the gossip flows as freely as the champagne.
SOLD OUT! National Portrait Gallery Comedy Tour - Join waitlist HERE.
Private tours available upon request.
City Walkabouts
History, comedy, and a little bit of chaos—Coco’s city walkabouts bring the streets to life like never before. Expect secrets, scandals, and unsolicited opinions on architecture. Current Walkabouts:
London - Coco’s Soho Walkabout - A Scandellous Comedy Romp
Hen Parties, Weddings & Private Events
Whether you’re getting married, celebrating single life, or just throwing a party that needs a little extra flair, Coco is your hostess with the most(est). Flirting, roasting, and rabble-rousing guaranteed. Get In Touch!
Afternoon Tea | Cocktails | Shopping
Coco is your ultimate plus-one for a day of decadence. Fancy afternoon tea? Late-night cocktails? A wild shopping spree? Coco knows all the best places—and all the best people. Enquire Today!
Event Hosting, MC & Presenting
Keep your event running smoothly (and scandalously). Coco is a masterful MC who commands the mic, works the room, and ensures not a single soul looks at their phone out of boredom.
Live Comedy & Theatre
See Coco in her natural habitat—on stage, causing trouble. Whether it’s her own comedy night Coco & Friends, a solo theatre show, or a guest spot at a top venue, expect history, hilarity, and a touch of filth. See all live shows HERE.
Cameo
Ever wanted Coco to publicly declare her love for you? Roast your best mate? Deliver a completely inaccurate historical monologue? Book a custom video and let Coco loose in your inbox. Click HERE.
coco’s Alternative Portrait Tour
A Scandalous, Unfiltered Journey Through History!
Join Coco for a 60-minute romp through the National Portrait Gallery like you've never seen before. Expect salacious gossip, untold scandals, and some seriously naughty secrets behind the world's most iconic portraits.
Limited to just 15 lucky guests, this intimate experience promises outrageous stories, irreverent humour, and a whole lot of history... with a twist! Expect adult content, plenty of laughs, and a fresh perspective on art that will leave you begging - nay - GASPING for more.
CURRENTLY SOLD OUT 2025 DATES COMING SOON
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